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I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder (Car Status)
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”
Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
I’m the dude with cool attitude
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.
Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
Good morning…let the stress begin
The cars we drive say a lot about us.
In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
I hate men but I’m not lesbian.
Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.
Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.
Everybody is so happy….I hate that.
I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
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Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best
Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
Ability to take failures makes you successful.
Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.
A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.
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